Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Whiskers was going to jump onto the top of the hot tub. He had done it many times. The cover is almost always in place. He jumped onto the edgr, discovered the top was off and made a split-second decision to launch himself over the water to the other rim. Didn't quite make it.It's mom's fault. She took the cover off.
Mom was snickering all the while. Whiskers hates water.
First, no brakes. Then the ejection seat fails. Too bad you can't freeze frame for Whiskers expression the instant before splashdown.