Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Maybe Rusty is afraid you're going to try making him a vegetarian.
Mix them up with his steak.
Peel and slice them and cut them in largish pieces, Sauté them in a good amount of butter and add a pinch of nutmeg. Throw in a 375 degree oven until tender. S&P to taste. Add a small handful of chopped fresh parsley and mix it all together.Sometimes I substitute beef fat for some of the butter.Zin. Fan. Del.or a German/Wash Riesling. Very dry, flowery, spicy with a spine of river gravel or slate, and tropical citrus.Time to go eat a pickle.